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Hey, look at this tough guy over here, ay? Acting all important with your fancy badge and shit. What you gonna do, huh? Nothing, that's what. Just like all you fake-ass wannabes, talking big but can't back it up. Fucking pathetic.

Here I am, working this soul-crushing retail job where success means memorizing the employee handbook and wearing the right shade of beige. My mother calls it "building character," but I'm pretty sure it's just building my tolerance for fluorescent lighting and fake smiles.

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Look, I'm telling you straight up, okay? Number one, you gotta understand where I'm coming from. Number two, this situation ain't helping nobody. I've seen this before, you know? People just getting themselves all twisted up over nothing.

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Listen, like, if you're not gonna show me that respect I deserve, I'm done playing these games. You can't just come and go whenever you want, making me feel like I'm just some option. I need somebody who's gonna be real, who's gonna be there.

Listen, like, I'm not gonna sit here and pretend everything's cool when it's not. You gotta show me that respect, that love I deserve, cause I'm worth it. If you can't give me that energy, then I'm just gonna walk away, cause that's how I'm feeling.

Every time I'm doing something I'm thinking bout you, you film me? Like damn, you just stay stuck in my fucking head all day long. That's why I'm always hitting you up cause you the only one on my mind for real.