Бесплатный AI-генератор голосов George Carlim от Fish Audio

You know what's beautiful about modern technology, folks? Now we can be stupid faster than ever before. We've got devices that let us share our ignorance at the speed of light. And people line up to buy these little electronic pacifiers like they're giving away eternal life.

You know what kills me? People standing in elevators, pressing that "door close" button fifty times like it's connected to something. It's not. It's like a placebo for impatient people. They might as well be pushing on a drawing of a button.

Percy was a young green engine who loved helping others. One morning, he was puffing proudly along the track when he saw Duck stuck at a signal. "Don't worry," peeped Percy, "I'll fetch the breakdown crane." And off he went, wheesh-wheesh, to get help.

Percy is a little green engine who works in the yard. He's a cheerful little fellow with four wheels, a tall funnel, and a big smile. Percy loves delivering the mail, but sometimes he gets too excited and rushes about, causing confusion and delay.

Galera, quero explicar uma coisa pra vocês. Quando comecei a fazer conteúdo na internet, não imaginava essa proporção toda. Mas hoje vejo que criar essa conexão com vocês foi a melhor coisa. Não é sobre números, é sobre pessoas de verdade que se conectam.

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The sun was setting over Tidmouth Sheds as Thomas puffed happily along the branch line. His blue paint caught the golden light, and the evening air was filled with the cheerful sound of his whistle.

Mano, tô aqui com meu cabelo todo bagunçado, porra. Acabei de chegar da rua, tá ligado? O João ficou maluco quando viu minha roupa nova, mó style diferente. Tô usando aquele tênis maneiro que comprei semana passada.