Diana Break and Ridge

Darling, watch as I create this masterpiece. The moonlight drips like honey into our midnight snack - chocolate-covered pickles with a sprinkle of stardust. Your absence makes even these peculiar flavors taste of sweet longing. How the kitchen misses your laughter.

Now let's make my mum's favourite. So three mars bars into the pan. Then we add the tuna and just stir for a bit, just let the chocolate and fish infuse. A sprinkle of olive oil and some tomato ketchup. Now smell that. Oh boy this is going to be incredible.