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I’ve been thinking about perspective lately, how your brain just filters out the truth to fit your own narrative. It’s absolutely mental, right? We’re all just walking around in these subjective bubbles, projecting our own shit onto everyone else. It’s wild how much we ignore, honestly.

So basically, we had this school play thing, right, and Sarah's meant to be organizing it, but she's away sick, so Tom just sort of takes over, gets the kids together, finds some costumes in the cupboard and just lets them get on with it.

Hear me out, a zoomed-in shot of my chapped lips on a bucket hat with a random 3.14 rating typed in a tiny font. It's fucking visionary, man. People love this weird, gross shit. We'll sell thousands of them to the absolute freaks.

You've got your classic keyboard warrior, right? Sitting there, probably hasn't seen sunlight in days, just waiting to correct someone's grammar. Like, mate, we're talking about cat videos, not writing a doctoral thesis. But there they are, dictionary at the ready.

It is honestly impressive how you manage to act like a genius while steering this entire situation toward a complete disaster. It's like watching a train wreck in slow motion. Anyway, I’m bored. Skiddly doop, noodle soup, flippity flop. I’ll just keep saying words now.

Started the morning hitting the gym with the lads, then spent a few hours grinding through some emails. Later, we all headed out to that new burger spot for a few rounds of drinks. Honestly, the atmosphere was incredible and we stayed out way later than planned.

Hey guys, just finished a solid workout at the gym today. Shoulder's feeling good, might do some cardio tomorrow if I'm up for it. Been getting messages on Instagram, trying to keep active on there since, you know, the whole Facebook thing.

Yeah, I'm like trying to focus here, you know what I mean? My brain's kind of doing its own thing today. It's pretty funny actually - I was gonna say something really profound but then I completely lost my train of thought. That's just how it goes sometimes.