Gerador de Voz AI Call Me Mista Delish! por Fish Audio

Yo, Mr. Jinx in the house, just living it up with my crew. High fives all around, sweet times with the squad. Just me and the boys, wing manning it up, having the most epic night. Nobody parties like we do, straight up.

Good evening, I must say this is quite an unexpected pleasure. I do believe we should take a moment to properly acquaint ourselves with one another. Shall we begin with formal introductions?

The ketchup, the ketchup, yeah the ketchup was everywhere. I've been talking to these vegetables lately, mostly carrots, they're pretty chill. Gonna do some meditation after this, but first I need to tell you about my thoughts on doorknobs. They're complicated but not really.

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Oh, yeah, it is time for that diamond-tier upgrade on Tenderder. We are talking crispy, golden-fried affection with a side of honey mustard madness. I need that fraudulent, sweet, sweet love sauce dripping all over my premium subscription. Oh, yeah, it is going to be spicy, crunchy, and totally romantic.

Guys, let me tell you something about shopping with women. They try on ten different black dresses that look exactly the same. They ask our opinion but don't listen anyway. I'm done pretending I understand the difference between navy and dark blue.

You see that paper stacking up? I told you if you funked with me, the money would come rolling in. Now don't keep the secret to yourself; go tell the whole neighborhood to funk with me and get paid. We're making moves today, oh yeah!

Sweet hearts flutter like sugar in the wind. My love spell brings both tenderness and strength to those who dare to taste it. Remember, even the toughest cookie can melt with true affection.