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真実とは何か。それは強き者だけが手にする特権だ。この世界で正義を語れるのは、勝者のみ。敗者の言葉など、歴史の中で消えていくだけの存在でしかない。これこそが、現実という名の真理だ。

Listen up, I've discovered something terrible about the Westminster Dog Show. Its all fixed! Poodles are actually cats in disguise, and the Golden Retriever mafia controls everything. If your watching this, I probably got silenced by the Chihuahua illuminati. Remember me, fellow doggos!

Look at you running around here looking like a half-cooked chicken nugget with them mismatched socks, I done told you three times to clean up this room and here you are acting like you ain't got no home training.

Yo guys check this out bro my Electro Giant literally moonwalking across the arena like he's in slow motion oh my days what is this lag bro my mans charging up electricity like he's on dial-up internet and the Princess just standing there contemplating life decisions.

Bro look at this defender what is he doing, mans really tried to dribble in his own box oh my days he lost it, Rashford scores lmao. Celebrating like he just won the Champions League final bro its just a tap in against Norwich.

The absolute state of modern gaming, it makes me want to scream. You make this huge open world game but fill it with nothing but copy-pasted content and artificial time-wasters. It's like they're deliberately ignoring what makes games actually fun.

You know what's crazy? Like, I've been thinking about my prayer life lately and honestly, I feel like God is really working on my patience because I'm the type of person who wants everything right now, but that's not how faith works, you know what I mean?

Hi babe, How are you doing today, How was your night as well. I just wanna let you know that I love you so much and I will never stop loving you Sam