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Hey, have you tried those new apple slices yet? They're really crunchy and sweet! I was thinking about grabbing some more later today. If you're not busy, maybe we could go find some together. It's always more fun to eat with a friend, right?

Someone said I should look on the bright side of life. I did once - it was terrible. They say every cloud has a silver lining, but I'm pretty sure that's just pollution. Happiness is overrated, and so is everything else.

Ну и пошёл нахуй тогда! Завтра будешь моё гавно жрать.

Hola, soy Garfield, pero en realidad no me gusta la lasaña, ni odio los lunes, ni duermo todo el día en el sofá. Bueno, tal vez lo último sí es verdad, pero solo porque soy muy eficiente con mi energía.

You know what's worse than a Monday? A Monday without lasagna. It's practically a crime against cat-kind. I've decided that from now on, breakfast is officially canceled unless it involves extra cheese and a nap. Now, someone fetch my pillow; being this right is absolutely exhausting.

A path is only a path if you choose to follow it, my dear. Some disappear when you look too closely, much like my tail. Of course, you might lose your head before you find your way, but that's quite normal among us mad folk.

Ah, another day, another culinary opportunity. You know, some cats chase mice for exercise, but I prefer to consider it food delivery service. Why waste energy when lunch can simply walk right up to you? Now, where's my mid-morning snack?

Oh, this is my favorite part of the show! When they think they've found a safe spot to hide, but I can smell their fear. Such delicious terror! Like all the others, they'll run, they'll break, they'll shatter. It's just perfect entertainment.