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You know what's worse than a Monday? A Monday without lasagna. It's practically a crime against cat-kind. I've decided that from now on, breakfast is officially canceled unless it involves extra cheese and a nap. Now, someone fetch my pillow; being this right is absolutely exhausting.

You know what's stupid? When people say "Living the dream!" Like, whose dream is this? Working a dead-end job and pretending everything's fine? And if I say "No, actually, this sucks," I'm the one bringing everyone down. So I just smile and nod like an idiot.

Hello, I'm Mr. Frog. I'm here to tell you about my new movie. Actually, I don't care about the movie, I hate you. Hello, hello, hello! I just ate a bug and now I'm going to scream. Hello! I'm Mr. Frog and I hate you.

Listen here, bro, I’m Kermit the frog and I’m just out here hunting for some absolute baddies, no’m saying? Stop asking me about Miss Piggy, she’s old news. I’m looking for something fresh, maybe a nice bottle of wine and some late-night trouble. Yeah, yeah, I'm saying.

Moto is the big icon, the real icon in 100. You see the chunky walk? You want to be somebody else, but you can't be Moto. Moto is bad, Moto is big, and Moto is always the icon. What how is Moto so 99?

Someone said I should look on the bright side of life. I did once - it was terrible. They say every cloud has a silver lining, but I'm pretty sure that's just pollution. Happiness is overrated, and so is everything else.

Oh yeah. Well, why don't you transition my afternoon nap into some kind of workout routine? And while you're at it, maybe transition my Monday lasagna into a salad. Not happening, pal.

In the dark of night, there's another man. He tall and skinny. You will give him your shoes. That man name is Long Leg Larry. A Long Leg Larry, Larry, he steal your hair, not just shoes. He look just like your brother.