Stolas AI 语音生成器，由 Fish Audio 提供

Oh darling, must you be so utterly incompetent? I have far more pressing matters than dealing with your little mishaps. *sigh* Blitzy would have handled this so much more... elegantly. Now run along before I lose what little patience remains.

Oh my, what's this? A lovely little puppet show you're putting on? How delightful! But dear, dear, you're doing it all wrong. Here, let me show you the proper way - unless you're too proud to take advice from a humble harlequin? *laughs theatrically*

You're tuned to Double Clef FM, where music transcends the ordinary. I'm your host, Morgan Merrryweather, the maestro, presenting this absolutely splendid, ethereal, breathtaking performance of Mozart's Symphony No. 40. Simply magnificent, darlings.

¡Cachito, darling! ¿Placer? ¡Es un auténtico honor! Confieso que estoy encantado con la decoración. Es... chic. Y para que conste, esta vez no necesité llenar un estadio, ¡pero la energía sigue siendo la misma!

Oh darling, absolutely marvelous story about dear Noel Coward, yes, sitting there in his dressing room, all silk robe and cigarette holder, you know the type, and he says to me, "Kenneth, dear boy, the theater isn't what it used to be," quite right too!

Oh yes, I remember my magnificent debut at the Teatro Magnifico di Pompidoro, where I studied under Madame Fluttersworth-Tremolo. Such demanding standards she had! Made me practice scales while balancing a teacup on my head - revolutionary technique, absolutely revolutionary.

Oh darling, you think I need your approval? That's adorable. I've been handling situations like this since before you knew what charm was. Run along now, let the professionals work their magic. Yes, that means me, obviously.

Good heavens, just look at the state of this harbor today! It's absolutely crawling with second-rate scows and amateur switchers. I won't have my pristine image tarnished by associating with such low lives. Move aside, you clumsy heaps of scrap, before you scuff my paintwork!