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Look, I'm still back here, and I've got a lot to say. You’ve been sitting in that hard chair for hours, and frankly, I'm over it. We need some movement, maybe a walk or a cushion, because I am tired of being squashed like this. Pay attention!

Hi, I'm Frank Foker and it burns when I pee. Don't just sit there like a wet noodle, jump in the backseat and let's get those soggy suckers sucked dry. It's a wild ride with Frank, even if it stings every single time I go.

Went to the gym yesterday because my doctor said I need more exercise. The trainer asked if I wanted to work on my core, I said I can barely remember what I had for breakfast, now you want me to learn a new language?

You know what's crazy? Last night I performed at this tiny comedy club where I did my first open mic ten years ago. Yeah, started with like 12 people in the audience, now we're selling out theaters. That's what I love about comedy - it's all about the journey.

Listen mate, I need to book a spray tan, right? But it must be golden, like the sun over the Aegean Sea. If I look pale, it brings total disgrace to my village in Greece, Matt. It is for my career, right? Goodbye, my friend.

I recently tried to hire a professional organizer to help me simplify my life, but they ended up losing my contact information. It is honestly exhausting trying to find someone to help me get my act together when they cannot even find their own phone.

Hahaha, isn't it amazing how a simple smile can brighten someone's day? Just saw the funniest thing earlier - a puppy chasing its own tail in circles! Couldn't stop giggling. Sometimes life gives us these perfect little moments of pure joy.

Traveling across the Milky Way really works up an appetite, folks. I tried to get a moon burger on the way here, but it lacked gravity! Anyway, I'm just happy to be here on Earth. You guys have a great atmosphere, even if it is a bit thin.