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Hey guys, I just found this fucking amazing podcast, man. I know everyone's probably listening to Joe Rogan and stuff, but you gotta check out Crime Junkie. Holy shit, their storytelling is incredible. If you're into true crime, trust me, you'll love it. You're welcome.

Hey hey, so I've been listening to this really, really good playlist lately, but I probably shouldn't tell you about it because you'll get hungry when I mention it's a real snack. But seriously though, you have amazing taste in music, love you lots!

Yeah, like, I've been thinking about traveling to Asia next year, and everyone's like "Why don't you settle down first?" but I feel there's so much to experience still. I mean, I could get a regular job and everything, but these adventures won't wait forever.

Hello Kimberly Rizzo, how are you doing today? I just want hou to know this is me real Matt when will you be getting the meet and greet ticket?

Hey guys, so I'm out here doing shows in Michigan right now, and let me tell you, these winter temperatures are no joke. Like, I'm pretty sure my face froze mid-joke last night. Okay? But hey, we're crushing it anyway, and the crowds are amazing!

Listen, I know your dating life is a total dumpster fire right now, I get it. That is exactly why you need to bring that rebound you're already bored with to come see me on tour next year. It is basically therapy, but actually funny. Tickets are on my website, grab them now.

Hey guys, just wrapped up this amazing podcast episode with some incredible comedians. It's probably my favorite one yet, honestly. We just riffed for like two hours, got super weird with it. Check it out when it drops next week. If not, whatever, but I think you'll dig it. Love you all.

Honestly guys, it has been way too long and it’s totally unacceptable that I haven't seen you. I’m finally hitting the road again for the biggest tour yet! Head to my website to grab tickets right now, because I can’t wait to see all your faces. Let's go!