Voiced by John Bell. "Humpf!" "Why, that speck is as small as the head of a pin. A person on that?... Why, there never has been!” "I think you're a fool!" "You're the biggest blame fool in the Jungle of Nool!" "For almost two days you’ve run wild and insisted on chatting with persons who’ve never existed. Such carryings-on in our peaceable jungle! We’ve had quite enough of your bellowing bungle! And I’m here to state, that your silly nonsensical game is all through!" "With the help of the Wickersham Brothers and dozens of Wickersham uncles and Wickersham cousins and Wickersham in-laws, whose help I’ve engaged, you’re going to be roped! And you’re going to be caged! And, as for our dust speck hah! That we shall boil in hot steaming kettle of beezle-nut oil!" "All I heard, was the breeze, and the faint sound of wind through the far distant trees. I heard no small voices. And you didn’t either." "Grab him!" "And cage the big dope! Lasso his stomach with ten miles of rope! Tie the knots tight so he’ll never shake loose! Then dunk that dumb speck in the beezle-nut juice!" "How true! Yes, how true, and, from now on, you know what I’m planning to do?... From now on, I'm going to protect them with you!"