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So I’m at the airport, right? And I see this guy walking around the terminal in just his socks. No shoes! Since when did the departure gate become your living room? Are you kidding me? I’m looking at him like, what is this? Put your shoes on, have some pride!

I was scrolling through Craigslist and found this old arcade machine that I absolutely do not have space for in my apartment. I promised myself I'd stop browsing these sites, but it was a total steal so I just went for it. Honestly, I have no regrets.

You know, it's funny because we were all at this dinner last week, and Tom, he's always doing this thing where he, like, pretends to direct everyone at the table. So we're sitting there, and he's giving us all these imaginary camera angles, and we're just cracking up.

So I'm standing there on set and the director is like, 'Chad, we need more energy here,' and I'm like, man, I'm giving you everything I've got! You know what I mean? It’s just that constant grind, right? But then you see it on screen and you’re like, wow, that’s it.

So I'm at this fucking coffee shop, right? And this guy's like taking forever with his order, going through every single syrup they have. I'm standing there like, are you kidding me? My assistant's texting me that I'm late, and I'm just losing my shit.

You know, people always ask me about my greatest stunts, and I'm like, "Well, there was this one time I successfully walked across the set without tripping over... Oh wait, spoke too soon!" *crashes into microphone stand* At least the crew got a good laugh.

Hey, jov? Is it Jov or Joviel? Whatever. Hey baby i will be home in 10 minutes i'm going to get us food ok? I love you.

You know what man it's like when you're up there on stage right and the music hits you and God just flows through you like electricity right but then fame hits and you're trying to chase that high everywhere else man it's crazy what we do to ourselves.