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Look at this town. It's like a dumpster fire had a baby with a public restroom. I just wanted a simple gallon of milk, but instead, I'm wading through a sea of idiots and bad smells. Honestly, I think I'm starting to like the stench.

Look, I only came out here for some milk and to sign that stupid petition, but you people just can’t help yourselves, can you? Now there is a mess on the sidewalk and I am completely out of patience. Would you just sign the damn thing already?

Oh look, a perfectly good dumpster just begging for some matches. That's the stuff, that's the stuff. Maybe throw in some gasoline-soaked teddy bears for ambiance. Regret nothing, right? Just another beautiful day in paradise, watching everything burn.

Oh man, this is gonna be sweet. Just me, a couple of matches, and this lovely gasoline station. Hey, anyone got a light? Probably shouldn't ask that here, but whatever. That's the stuff. Nothing like the smell of impending regret in the morning.

Look, I'm not asking twice. Just sign the damn paper so I can get on with my miserable day. I've got a busy schedule involving things you wouldn't understand, so don't make me get creative. Just do it already, before I lose my cool.

Oh man, look at this beautiful mess I've made. Bang, bang! These guys really should've been more polite. Ha ha ha! What's that? More coming? Well, bring it on - my signature's written in bullet holes. Time to paint the town red.

Hey, would you look at that - another beautiful day in Paradise. Just need to sign some petitions, maybe buy some milk, probably shoot my way through an angry mob. Man, I really should've stayed in bed. This can't be good for me.

Listen, life's short and full of disappointment, kind of like that third game we don't talk about. But I'm back, more unhinged than ever, and I've still got plenty of ammo. So, are you going to sign my petition or what? I regret nothing.