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Okay, so like yesterday, my nanny called me just to tell me about this amazing apple pie she made for her church group. And like, she was so excited because all her friends were asking for the recipe, and honestly, it just made my whole day hearing her that happy.

Okay, so does anyone else's dog insist on sitting in the most inconvenient spots while you're trying to work? Like seriously, Marley just planted herself right on my laptop keyboard. I mean, how am I supposed to say no to that face?

So there is this other game I have been playing, and it is like super cool because you can build stuff with your friends. It is just like a really fun way to hang out. I am pretty sure you would find it cool, even if it is like not your usual thing.

This dog kept digging holes in the backyard so the owner decided to make him a sandbox just for digging but then the neighborhood cats discovered it and turned it into their hangout spot so now the dog watches them from the porch while they use his sandbox.

Y'all ever wake up thinking today's gonna be different, like you're finally gonna meal prep and hit the gym? Then three hours later you're sitting in your car, inhaling your fourth energy drink, wondering why your pants keep shrinking in the wash. Just me? Cool.

So I found these absolutely insane vintage curtains at the thrift store, right? And I'm thinking, like, what if I turn them into these tiny lace tote bags? They're totally giving ghost-core vibes. Would you guys actually buy those or am I just losing it? Let me know!

So I found this absolutely insane vintage lace and I was like, are you fucking kidding me? I’m thinking of sewing it onto some baggy jeans or maybe like a tote bag. What do you guys think? Let me know, and I’ll send you a sick sticker for the help. Like, seriously.

Honestly, the internet is a wild place. First I look like some guitarist, now you guys are saying my style is identical to his too. I guess it's just a massive coincidence, right? Anyway, keep the theories coming, they're pretty entertaining to read.