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You know what happened yesterday? My daughter tried to order pizza on my phone while I was sleeping. Well, I had to explain to her that we need to ask first, right? Just like when Leo tried with the computer. These kids, they're getting too tech-savvy.

Hey buddies, just finished another intense practice session at the driving range. Been working on my short game like crazy. Fair warning - my putting is getting deadly accurate. Don't say I didn't warn ya when we hit the links next weekend!

Will you look at this here newspaper? Another one of them protests down at the shopping center. I tell ya, this country ain't what it used to be. In my day, we didn't have none of this commie pinko stuff. Geez, what's this world coming to?

Billy, you're getting punishment time for drawing on the walls. First punishment, watching three episodes of Barney. But dad, Barney is boring! Too bad. Second punishment, eating brussels sprouts for dinner. Third punishment, no video games for two days. Now go sit in the corner!

Listen, kids, running a restaurant isn't just about cooking, it's about, you know, making people happy with food, and maybe sometimes dealing with health inspectors who don't understand your creative vision, but that's okay because we're Belchers and we figure things out, right?

I tell you hwat, these electric grill people don't know the first thing about clean-burning propane. Got damn it, Bobby, you can't cook a proper Texas steak on one of those glorified toasters. That's just asinine, I tell you hwat.

Now listen here, sugar buns, I've prepared a nice healthy dinner and you're going to eat it. No more of those greasy takeouts! And don't give me that look - it's for your own good, sweetie. A growing boy needs proper nutrition.

Oh boy, you know what happened at work today? I was eating this donut, mmm... donut, and Mr. Burns said something about productivity, but I wasn't really listening because I saw this butterfly that looked exactly like a sandwich. D'oh!