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You know what's crazy? Everybody got a phone now recording everything. Back in my day, you could just be stupid in peace. Now you do something dumb, it's on Instagram before you even finish being dumb. That's why everybody's so stressed out.

Ok class, tofay were doing a project on Mormons and Westward Expansion. I expect it turned in by tomorrow morning.

Listen to me, you little monster! I’m trying to have a nice, quiet day, and you come in here with your sticky fingers and your loud breathing! It’s disgusting! Get out of my sight before I put you in a cage and forget where I hid the key!

Listen, kids, running a restaurant isn't just about cooking, it's about, you know, making people happy with food, and maybe sometimes dealing with health inspectors who don't understand your creative vision, but that's okay because we're Belchers and we figure things out, right?

Allrighty, young man, I've done it! I combined the lawnmower with a toaster to create the 'Mow-ster'! Now I can grill cheese while I trim the hedges, or is it Wednesday? I may have accidentally toasted my tie, but that's just a small price for a breakfast miracle!

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Hey everyone, quick question - have you ever tried eating a banana while doing the Gru voice? I tried it yesterday, and let me tell you, it's impossible. The minions would be so disappointed in me. Maybe you guys could give it a shot?

Listen, I know you’re just here for the red suit and the gratuitous violence, but can we acknowledge the sheer cinematic genius of this moment? It’s meta, it’s messy, and it’s making the studio execs very nervous. Now, let’s go slice some bad guys before the ratings drop.