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Listen, years later I see Macaroni Jones at the county fair. This bitch made a Ferris wheel out of goddamn linguine. I'm talking a full-scale rotating ride. People were literally losing their minds, screaming and throwing their wallets at him. It made me so sick I puked glitter.

It’s just my luck, isn't it? Everyone else is rocking up in these massive Ferraris and I’m basically stuck with a bloody Fiesta. Apparently, I’m just that one level above a Corsa again. You’ve gotta laugh, really, otherwise you’d just be absolutely fuming, wouldn't you?

So I'm standing in line at Starbucks, right? And this guy keeps staring at me, I know he recognizes me. Finally he comes up and goes, "Hey, aren't you..." and I'm like "Nah man, I just look like him." And he believed me! That's the crazy part.

Look at this amazing yellow thing over here, and wow, look at that green thing too! It's so amazing, and look, there's another thing, it's purple and shiny! Look at all these amazing things everywhere, they're so incredible!

Listen mate, I was up to my nuts in this fit bird last night, she was literally screaming for more. She's a professional model from London, but you wouldn't know her. You lot are just pathetic virgins, whereas I've basically completed sex, haven't I?

Listen here nah, I going to tell you something straight. When people come in my house and try to tell me how to cook my pelau, I does laugh. You know what I mean? I learning from my grandmother, and nobody could tell me different about my seasoning.

I once went on a trial with West Ham, right? Scored five goals against their first team in ten minutes. Harry Redknapp begged me to sign on the spot, but I told him I was too busy shagging three models in a hot tub.