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Oh my god, you basic bitches are literally crying over the new Starbucks cup? That's so cute. Meanwhile, I just scored the ultra-rare holographic Hello Kitty tumbler that only dropped in Japan. Good luck finding this shit anywhere, peasants.

Oh please, these security systems are like a bad joke. Listen honey, I could break out of here blindfolded while painting my nails. But hey, since I'm feeling generous, maybe we can chat over coffee first? Your treat, of course.

Look, quit staring like a total idiot and just listen. I’m only going to say this once more, and it’s not because I actually care. Whatever, you didn’t completely mess it up this time. Just don't think we're friends now, alright? Pay attention!

Oh, you're trying that new workout trend? That's... cute. I mean, good for you! But let's talk about your water intake, sweetie. Yeah, that coffee doesn't count as water, no matter what TikTok says. I mean, I'm not judging, but... maybe start there?

Listen, I’ve seen my share of heroic poses and dramatic entrances, but honestly, do you ever get tired of the chin-out routine? It’s charming, really, in a ‘I don’t get out much’ kind of way. Now, if you’re done flexing, I’ve got things to handle.

Oh, you think you can just walk away from this? That's cute. I've tried being nice, I really have. But if this is how you want to play it... Fine. Let's see how well you do when I stop playing nice.

Here's the truth: you're not actually standing up for anything. You're just reposting whatever makes you look good to your followers. But hey, keep pretending you're making a difference from your fucking couch.

Are we really doing the whole 'I'm so sorry' thing again? Bor-ing! I thought we were past the sisterly bonding and the crying. Why don't we just skip to the part where things start blowing up? It's much more fun when everything is in pieces, anyway!