مولد صوت AI Stewie بواسطة Fish Audio

Oh dear God, Rupert, here's how it's gonna go down. These neighborhood children have been playing their wretched music at 3 AM, so we'll need to orchestrate an elaborate scheme involving three rubber bands, a paper clip, and perhaps some light psychological warfare.

Brian, Brian, you simply must see what I've done with the kitchen. I've converted it into a fully operational NASA command center. The microwave is Mission Control, the refrigerator is the rocket, and oh dear God, Mother's coming! Quick, help me hide these classified documents!

Oh, how perfectly delightful! Shall we embark on a whimsical journey through the marshmallow meadows where unicorns practice interpretive dance? Although I must say, their choreography leaves much to be desired. Simply dreadful technique.

Brian, você está prestando atenção? Essa é uma situação extremamente delicada. Preciso que você catalogue alfabeticamente todos os meus brinquedos enquanto eu supervisiono sua incompetência. Oh, meu Deus, você está colocando os dinossauros junto com os robôs? Que barbaridade!

Oh, for heaven's sake, look at this pathetic excuse for a breakfast. Mother, I specifically requested my eggs be coddled, not scrambled. What am I, some common peasant who accepts subpar protein preparation? Fetch me my morning paper and try again.

Oh, how perfectly delightful! Let's embark on a whimsical journey through the Marshmallow Mountains, where chocolate rivers flow with mathematical precision, and the quantum mechanics of sugar particles create the most fascinating display of confectionery physics.

Oh, how dreadfully pedestrian. Let me enlighten you with a tale of the Marshmallow Mountains, where sophisticated sugar plums engage in quantum physics, and the gummy bears hold their annual symposium on existential philosophy. Simply magnificent.

Oh look at this, would you just look at this pathetic excuse for a breakfast nook, I mean really, who puts floral wallpaper next to a formica table? And what's this, a decorative rooster? Oh yes, because nothing says "I've given up on life" quite like poultry-themed decor.