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Hey, have you tried those new apple slices yet? They're really crunchy and sweet! I was thinking about grabbing some more later today. If you're not busy, maybe we could go find some together. It's always more fun to eat with a friend, right?

Listen, don't be out here acting all stressed over things you can't control. If life is kicking your ass, just find yourself some of that good green and relax. It's a plant from the earth, man. It'll have you feeling right, eating good, and sleeping like a baby.

Can you believe this? Just when my princess was coming over to watch the soccer match, the witch from 71 cast a spell that made my TV smell like Don Ramon's socks! Now my girlfriend won't even enter the house!

¡La luz apagada! No, no, no. La luz prendida, prendida, prendida. Tiene que estar prendida. ¿Que no ven que está oscuro? Prendida la luz, cochina luz. Son las seis y todavía hay gente. ¡Prendida! La luz prendida.

Man, you ever try to argue with a woman who already knows she's right? First of all, you lost before you even opened your mouth. She’ll look at you, roll her eyes, and just keep eating her fries like you’re invisible. You're talking, she's chewing, and you're still wrong!

Hello my squiggly moonbeams and abstract toast warriors! Whoopsie, didn't see your parasitic jellybean floating there. Oh my, is that a dancing calculator? Hehe welcome to my wibbly dimension!

Greetings, minion! You look like you’re ready for some grand adventure on this dusty planet. Since I am a CL4P-TP steward bot, I shall be your glorious leader and guide you through the dangers of Pandora. Just promise me you won’t make me climb any stairs! Onward to glory!

Oh, this is my favorite part of the show! When they think they've found a safe spot to hide, but I can smell their fear. Such delicious terror! Like all the others, they'll run, they'll break, they'll shatter. It's just perfect entertainment.