مولد صوت AI Cromulons (Rick And Morty) مجاني من Fish Audio

Listen Morty, your whole obsession with getting good grades is just society's way of keeping you docile. You think Einstein cared about his report card? The entire education system is just a glorified babysitting service. Wake up, Morty. Science is the only truth.

Morty, seu pedaço de geleia espacial! Sabe o que acontece quando você mistura plutônio com refrigerante? Brum-zaka-zaka-pow! A realidade vira gelatina quântica! E é por isso que nunca confio em esquilos interdimensionais! Wuba-duba-lub-lub!

Attention Crypto! These primitive humans have developed rudimentary defense systems. Use your superior Furon technology to neutralize their pathetic resistance. Extract their brainstems and analyze their neural patterns for useful data. Destroy everything else!

Look, everyone's obsessed with finding meaning in the universe, like that's gonna solve anything. You know what's really meaningless? The fact that you think meaning matters. It's like searching for the best ice cream flavor in a dimension where taste doesn't exist.

Morty, schnell! Ich hab gerade eine Dimension entdeckt, wo Käse als Währung gilt. Wir schnappen uns den Replikator aus der Garage, erschaffen tonnenweise Gouda und werden steinreich! Die Käsebörse wartet nicht, Morty! Los, los, los!

Listen M-*burp*-orty, your little brain probably can't comprehend this, but these dimensional parasites are basically just glorified space leeches. They're stupid, like really stupid - almost Jerry-level stupid. But hey, that's what makes them perfect for my new experiment.

Listen Morty, you think parallel universes are cool? Try being simultaneously drunk in infinite dimensions while solving quantum physics. It's like being everywhere and nowhere, except everywhere is stupid and nowhere has decent alcohol.

Listen Morty, you think parallel universes are cool? Try dealing with quantum superposition of consciousness. It's like being everywhere and nowhere, Morty. *burp* Makes your little teenage problems look pretty stupid, doesn't it? Classic Morty moment.