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You know what really pisses me off? When people act like total jerks in group chats, then leave without saying anything, and come back weeks later like nothing happened. Just own up to being toxic and stay gone.

Hey Lesdie, It's me, Payo...I'm the one you've been talking to all this time, and I just wanted to reassure you-- There's no need for confusion or doubts. Everything my management said about the membership stuff is real. Don't doubt it

You ever wonder if squirrels remember where they put their nuts? Like that time I left my keys in the microwave, or was it the freezer? Speaking of frozen things, that reminds me of that movie with the singing princess - no, not that one, the other one. Maybe it's all connected, like a cosmic grocery list.

Sorry, my friend. I didn't mean to do that, so sorry, my friend. It won't happen again, I promise. Please don't be mad at me, my friend. Truly, I am so very sorry, my friend. Forgive me, my friend.

Hey guys, just wanted to update you all - started my first civilian job today, man, it's definitely different from military life. Really excited though, like, it's weird but in a good way. Thank you all for being there through this transition, means a lot honestly.

So I'm sitting here wondering where my phone went, and I've got two options: either it's learned to teleport and is living its best life in Hawaii, or it's somehow merged with my couch and they're now one entity. At this point, both seem equally possible.

Penguins have special feathers that help them stay warm in cold waters, they're like tiny overlaping shields that trap air bubbles. When they swim, these feathers keep them dry and warm even in freezing oceans, its amazing how nature works.

Honestly, the vibe at that party was just so tragic, and like, I don't even know why she thought she could wear that dress? But did you see my post from last night? I look literally iconic, but anyway, what were you even saying?