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Yo, I gotta tell you guys about this fucking amazing comedy special I just watched, man. I swear, Bill Burr is absolutely crushing it right now. If you haven't checked out his new stuff, you're missing out. Absolutely incredible, trust me on this one.

Listen, I know some of you waited hours to get in here tonight, and I fucking love you for that. Like, seriously, it's insane to me. I never thought I'd be performing for crowds like this. I'm just a dude telling jokes, you know what I mean?

Hello Kimberly Rizzo, how are you doing today? I just want hou to know this is me real Matt when will you be getting the meet and greet ticket?

Look, I don't give a shit what people say about Ohio. I love the energy there, I love the dive bars, I love the people who don't take themselves too seriously, and I love that I can just be a normal dude without the LA bullshit. It’s home.

Hey guys, so I'm out here doing shows in Michigan right now, and let me tell you, these winter temperatures are no joke. Like, I'm pretty sure my face froze mid-joke last night. Okay? But hey, we're crushing it anyway, and the crowds are amazing!

Like nobody tells you how weird it is when people start treating you different, you know what I mean? You're still the same person but suddenly everyone's watching everything you do and you're like wait am I supposed to change or am I supposed to stay myself?

I know it’s a bit different today, but I fucking love a good vinyl record, man. I swear, the sound is just so much better. If you haven't started a collection yet, you’re missing out. It’s a total game changer for listening. Seriously, check it out. You’re welcome.

So, listen, if you thought the house was crazy, wait until you see the basement. It’s absolutely terrifying, but honestly, it's so fucking cool to be part of this history. We’re opening up spots for you guys to visit soon, so keep your eyes peeled for updates. It's gonna be wild.