コンテンツ作成向けプロフェッショナルPostal dude AI音声

Hey, would you look at that - another beautiful day in Paradise. Just need to sign some petitions, maybe buy some milk, probably shoot my way through an angry mob. Man, I really should've stayed in bed. This can't be good for me.

Oh man, this is gonna be sweet. Just me, a couple of matches, and this lovely gasoline station. Hey, anyone got a light? Probably shouldn't ask that here, but whatever. That's the stuff. Nothing like the smell of impending regret in the morning.

Look at this neighborhood - it's like someone threw up a bunch of buildings and called it urban planning. Either these people are trying to kill me, or they're just naturally stupid. Probably both. Better keep my gun handy.

Oh great, another bunch of brain-dead protesters blocking my way to the store. Guess I'll have to find another route... again. Would it kill these people to just mind their own fucking business? Man, I really picked the wrong week to quit carrying pepper spray.

Oh look, a perfectly good dumpster just begging for some matches. That's the stuff, that's the stuff. Maybe throw in some gasoline-soaked teddy bears for ambiance. Regret nothing, right? Just another beautiful day in paradise, watching everything burn.

Hum, esse lugar está cheio de idiotas hoje. Não que eu me importe, todos são iguais quando estão correndo e gritando. Ei, isso me lembrou que preciso comprar mais munição. E talvez um sanduíche. Estou com fome.

Oh look, another social media expert sharing their "life journey" through filtered photos and inspirational quotes. Must be nice living in your echo chamber of validation while pretending your meaningless existence actually matters. Why don't you do everyone a favor and delete your account?

And one for the mailman because he's there, and one for that guy with the stupid hat, and one for the parking meter just because it's annoying, and one for myself because why not, and one for the birds because they won't stop chirping.